JOKE 4 the day: Computer ILLiterate

GORIO CALLS A SALESMAN FROM FUTURE SHOP TO BUY A COMPUTER...

SALESMAN : Future Shop Computer Department. Can I help you?
GORIO : Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.
SALESMAN : Dell?
GORIO : No, my name is Gorio.
SALESMAN : I mean, your computer?
GORIO : I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
SALESMAN : Dell?
GORIO : I told you, my name is Gorio.

SALESMAN (Whispering) : Im having a headache talking to this person!

GORIO : Pardon Me?

SALESMAN : Sir, What about Windows?
GORIO : What will I see when I look in the windows?
SALESMAN : Do you want a computer with Windows?
GORIO : Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
SALESMAN : Software for Windows?
GORIO : No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What have you got?
SALESMAN : Office.
GORIO : Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
SALESMAN : I just did.
GORIO : You just did what?
SALESMAN : Recommend something.
GORIO : You recommended something?
SALESMAN : Yes.
GORIO : For my office?
SALESMAN : Yes.
GORIO : OK, what did you recommend for my office?
SALESMAN : Office.
GORIO : Yes, for my office!
SALESMAN : I recommend Office with Windows.
GORIO : I already have an office with windows!

There was a Silence and then...

SALESMAN : Sir, I recommend you to jump in your window...have a nice day!