Thursday, July 21, 2011
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
the BOYFRIENDS.......
the SUPER CUTE boyfriend
the SHY boyfriend
the SEXY boyfriend
the ROMANTIC boyfriend
the LAZY boyfriend
the HYPER boyfriend
the GORGEOUS boyfriend
the FUNNY DORKY boyfriend
the EMOTIONAL boyfriend
the CUTE INNOCENT boyfriend
the CHEERFUL boyfriend
the ANGRY CUTE boyfriend
the ADORABLE boyfriend
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
Pick-up Lines........sobrang cheezy!!!!!!!!
May kakambal ka ba?
Kasi you’re in my heart
yet you’re in my mind.
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Kung magiging subject ka…
Gusto ko ikaw ang Pinkamahirap…
Para sa ‘yo lang ako babagsak!
lawstudent, 5.0 ang grade
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Ang ganda naman ng damit mo bagay sayo…
Pero mas bagay tayo.
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“ Eto ang tatandaan mo..
Hindi lahat ng buhay ay buhay.
Tulad ko, buhay pero patay na patay sayo.
________________________________________________
Sa hinaba-haba man ng tulog ko.
IKAW pa rin ang dahilan ng pag-gising ko.
Kasi you’re in my heart
yet you’re in my mind.
________________________________________________
Kung magiging subject ka…
Gusto ko ikaw ang Pinkamahirap…
Para sa ‘yo lang ako babagsak!
lawstudent, 5.0 ang grade
________________________________________________
Ang ganda naman ng damit mo bagay sayo…
Pero mas bagay tayo.
________________________________________________
“ Eto ang tatandaan mo..
Hindi lahat ng buhay ay buhay.
Tulad ko, buhay pero patay na patay sayo.
________________________________________________
Sa hinaba-haba man ng tulog ko.
IKAW pa rin ang dahilan ng pag-gising ko.
Monday, July 18, 2011
JOKE 4 the day: Computer ILLiterate
GORIO CALLS A SALESMAN FROM FUTURE SHOP TO BUY A COMPUTER...
SALESMAN : Future Shop Computer Department. Can I help you?
GORIO : Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.
SALESMAN : Dell?
GORIO : No, my name is Gorio.
SALESMAN : I mean, your computer?
GORIO : I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
SALESMAN : Dell?
GORIO : I told you, my name is Gorio.
SALESMAN (Whispering) : Im having a headache talking to this person!
GORIO : Pardon Me?
SALESMAN : Sir, What about Windows?
GORIO : What will I see when I look in the windows?
SALESMAN : Do you want a computer with Windows?
GORIO : Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
SALESMAN : Software for Windows?
GORIO : No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What have you got?
SALESMAN : Office.
GORIO : Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
SALESMAN : I just did.
GORIO : You just did what?
SALESMAN : Recommend something.
GORIO : You recommended something?
SALESMAN : Yes.
GORIO : For my office?
SALESMAN : Yes.
GORIO : OK, what did you recommend for my office?
SALESMAN : Office.
GORIO : Yes, for my office!
SALESMAN : I recommend Office with Windows.
GORIO : I already have an office with windows!
There was a Silence and then...
SALESMAN : Sir, I recommend you to jump in your window...have a nice day!
SALESMAN : Future Shop Computer Department. Can I help you?
GORIO : Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.
SALESMAN : Dell?
GORIO : No, my name is Gorio.
SALESMAN : I mean, your computer?
GORIO : I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
SALESMAN : Dell?
GORIO : I told you, my name is Gorio.
SALESMAN (Whispering) : Im having a headache talking to this person!
GORIO : Pardon Me?
SALESMAN : Sir, What about Windows?
GORIO : What will I see when I look in the windows?
SALESMAN : Do you want a computer with Windows?
GORIO : Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
SALESMAN : Software for Windows?
GORIO : No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What have you got?
SALESMAN : Office.
GORIO : Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
SALESMAN : I just did.
GORIO : You just did what?
SALESMAN : Recommend something.
GORIO : You recommended something?
SALESMAN : Yes.
GORIO : For my office?
SALESMAN : Yes.
GORIO : OK, what did you recommend for my office?
SALESMAN : Office.
GORIO : Yes, for my office!
SALESMAN : I recommend Office with Windows.
GORIO : I already have an office with windows!
There was a Silence and then...
SALESMAN : Sir, I recommend you to jump in your window...have a nice day!
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